Feed Review

Feed = Meg Squeaky

This unit, M.T Anderson, is like meg smart. This reading thingie he wrote called Feed is like the story of my life. It is my life. My mom who is meg null and def not a unette sent me this like link of this like bookstore and told me to download it. It was the first time I ever downloaded some thingie that had to do with learning. I usually don’t even bother reading because words are like meg null but my teacher at school™ is being like a meg ahole and is making everyone write a review on like a book. That’s the only reason I downloaded it.
Like most thingies I do for school™ I sparkplugged Feed. All the data was right in front of me. I was like omigod! I felt real connected with the units and unettes. I want to be just like them. Like all they do is get weaselfaced, have sex, and go in-mal. That’s a good days work to me. And then like on their Spring Break they went to the fricken Moon. And on the Moon they went clubbing and some old weird guy like zapped them and they woke up in the hospital. And when they woke up their feeds were like gone. But for fun they found all these needles and like threw them at some fake dudes crotch. I laughed meg hard when I read that. Then Titus this dude who is like just like me meets this girl Violet and they go out. He puts on the moves but she like ignores him like a real bitch, and she doesn’t want him until shes like meg depressed. To all the units and unettes you got to download Feed, by M.T Anderson.

4th set of stanzas

Katniss awakes with a collar around her throat
Peeta’s grip was more than she could connote
Doctors say he was “hijacked”
A form of torture that’s caused his mind some slack

The rebels march to district two
Plans were put through review
The “Nut” the Capitol needs, stands at the core
The rebels bomb it, until it stands no more

Training for the final battle commence
The atmosphere around thirteen starts to tense
The “Star Squad” prepares to embark
Coin tells them that they won’t get to leave their mark

A simple shot turns into pain
As Boggs steps on a mine, and is immediately slain
The block turns into a murder scene
Another pod is triggered and a black liquid replaces the smoke screen

Snow thought the squad was buried in the carnage mound
When really they trekked through the underground
The mutts aren’t fooled and go below
Finnick is the next to join deaths flow

Children are Snow’s only protection
The parachute bombs blow half the street section
Prim and other medics rush to their aide
The other bombs blow, making the bodies frayed

In the rose garden katniss finds Snow
There he tells her what Coin wants Panem to undergo
Coin votes for a Hunger Game to relay that the Capitol is dead
Then instead of Snow, Katniss putts an arrow through Coins head

Katniss goes on trial
The judges deem her to depressed to be hostile
Katniss and Peeta return to their home district
Where they and their children live without fear of conflict
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(beginning stanzas)
District twelve, home of Katniss Everdeen
Where nothing shines green
The only places of interest are the hob
And the woods where they illegally rob

The day of the reaping comes with fear
People line the square waiting to who will disappear
Effie calls out Prim’s name
Katniss pushes her aside and volunteers to enter the next Hunger Game